Thanks to everyone for coming.  Matt had a great time.  I am still waiting on whether or not we will get back the deposit on the house.  As things change, I'll let everyone know.  Otherwise, I don't plan on changing this page too much.

Thanks again.

Well after years of searching, someone has to decided to throw their life away and take on Matt.  Christy we applaud you for taking such a specimen from our most troubled worries so that you may have an eternity to ask yourself, "What have I done?".  Indeed, what you have decided is to invest in the most royal of all gibronis.  We applaud your courage and will promptly be sending our nominations to the Nobel Foundation to see if they'll consider you for the Peace Prize.

As for Matt, dear sir, condolences are generally well received from friends at such news.  Upon this occasion, the unrestricted truth is that none will be issued.  You have found yourself amongst kings with wealth thusly bestowed.  As if freed from a leper colony due to a divine healing.  Deux ex machina, I say.  Regardless, those of us who have invested more time than can be reasonably repaid by any god have decided to arrange an expedition.  A journey to the city on the hill by  the great ocean Atlantic where you may witness various spectacles.  Events surely to be recited by us all during gladiatorial matches usually falling on Sundays in havens flowing with malts and fallen fools.  Not to worry however, the ongoings will be respectful of your fair maiden as we wish not to witness our mutual liberation be lost to perdition.

Plot Summary

Matt's Bachelor party is now a merged party with Pete Costa's bachelor party due to the overlapping timeframe and guest list.

Where: Chelsea Manor, Atlantic City, NJ (directions)

Chelsea Manor is a furnished 3 story private Tudor home, with 9 bedrooms, 17 beds, 6 baths and 2 powder rooms; one block to beach and non-commercial boardwalk; one mile to casinos and top-name entertainment.  Over the years the house has been guest to the families of the Ms. America pageants and claims an antique craps table that Sinatra played on (likely story, but it sounds good!).

Ocean view; circular drive with fountain. Three story marble front hall leads to spacious living room, large formal dining room, enclosed sun room, study, and modern kitchen. Off-street and garage parking.

Beds are set aside for the grooms, but otherwise beds will be on a first come, first serve basis.  Regardless, there should be plenty of room for everyone.  The cost for the weekend will be $150 a person.  The cost includes a $700 dollar security deposit spread out among all those attending.  The security deposit is $300 to the rental agency, plus $400 dollars extra (as decided by myself and Pete's best man, Chris).  If all goes well, I will be refunding the total deposit to everyone (~ $43.75).  Also, the house is ours from Friday April 4 through Monday, April 7.

When: April 4 through April 6, 2008

• George Carlin at the Borgata
  • Tickets have been purchased
  • Saturday, April 5, 11pm (Upper Level Seating)
  • My address is: 1447 Rhoades Drive, Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006
  • Checks payable to Julian Klein
• Optional Fishing Expedition aboard a party boat on Saturday morning in the bay
• Various dive bars and not-so-fine establishments

Misc: Because more people may decide to come to the Bachelor party at the last minute, certain prices may decrease (esp. the house we are renting).  I have a tally of the money people have given me, and will make sure you get everything back in a timely manner.  Due to the price changes, some of you may end up paying me more than is required by the time we get to Atlantic City.  If you prefer I pay you the extra the day of the Bachelor Party, please let me know.  Otherwise, I will be reimbursing all excess funds after the weekend.

And Matt if you ask yourself halfway through the weekend, I can't go any further...remember the lines of the great Doc Holliday from Tombstone, "I have  not yet begun to defile myself".

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